the jenni chronicles

Remember that a**hole that I worked with that asked me if I was pregnant to which I replied NO FUC*ER I’M JUST FAT? He did it again! This time I had witnesses…actually a room full of my friends (thank god) who knew about the first time this happened to me..  There I was, sitting at [...]

Day 5 142lbs
Holy Heck is it hard not to snack while I’m at work!  The water trick isn’t working today and all I want is chocolate! Grrr.  I was pretty good this weekend, (Day 4) I drank a whole lot of sparkling water and ate my vegetable soup. I also made a fabulous guacamole with [...]

Day 3 142lbs
Well at least I am seeing a little bit of weight loss and its only been two days.  That is always a good thing.  My  goal  is to lose 20 lbs, so this is only the tip of the iceberg, the fat fat iceberg that is me…
So it’s Saturday, 3 in the [...]

Day 2 143LBS
It was really hard for me to get up this morning for some reason!  I was dragging.  It was such a nice morning though and so I walked Cody for a little bit longer than I usually do.  I wish I was a morning person, but I am reeeally really not.  In my [...]

Day 1 145lbs
Yes, it is true…I have started another cleanse.  The Quantum Wellness Cleanse to be exact. Starting today and for the next 21 days I will be cutting out 5 things:

Alcohol
Animal Products
Caffeine
Gluten
Sugar

So far it has been pretty uneventful, aside from the insane twitching in my left eye because [...]

you guys! Meredith and Derek from Grey’s Anatomy actually have a wedding website on theknot.com! How cute is that??? It is really funny actually, it’s all written in Izzy’s character.  While I was reading I could totally hear Izzy’s voice narrating in my head :) heeee hee. Check it out here Geez I’m gonna be [...]

I actually had this conversation with someone at work last night:
Him: “…what’s going on right here“…making a rounding motion with his hands over his belly and pointing at mine
Me: thinking I had spilled something on my shirt I looked down at it to find nothing “what?”
Him: “You been eatin’ watermelon seeds?”
Me: now horrified to realize [...]

Wow, has it really been ten years already that the Columbine High School shootings happened? Today marks the anniversary of the tragedy, and that means all of Colorado is in mourning.
Ten years ago; I had been living in Aurora, CO only a little over a year at the time, even still Colorado felt like my [...]

Okay so about a month ago I started hearing everyone talk about twitter.  Twitter on Good Morning America, twitter on David Letterman, twitter at the gas station…I started to wonder what the hype was all about?  Now I have had my twitter account since ‘07 but I think I had only logged on about 6 [...]

I just finished my taxes…why do I procrastinate all the time? Its friggin April 14th at 9:30PM!
I heard something on Good Morning America the other day and they said that 20% of us are chronic procrastinators. Like its a disease or something.  Well, more men than women are procrastinators so maybe that is true..ha ha. [...]