the jenni chronicles

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We bought a new house!!! 83 south Clarkson Street Denver, CO 80209 is now our permanent address…
well by “we” I mean Chris, and by “new” I mean its new for us…but anyway!   has been a very exciting couple of weeks.  We aren’t completely moved in yet but the main things are where they [...]

Sigh, Chris finally talked me into going rafting with him.  His dad and some of his dads friends came for a visit and Chris wanted to show them a good time.  It was fathers day weekend, what could go wrong, right?  I figured if they can do it so can I. (here are the pictures)
We [...]

So my parents drove out from Texas before Fathers day weekend.  We had a nice little visit and they got to see their grand-dog for the first time in a little over a year. Cody loves them, so do I which brings me to my cool new thing #1:

I got a new car!!
Well a new [...]

Remember that a**hole that I worked with that asked me if I was pregnant to which I replied NO FUC*ER I’M JUST FAT? He did it again! This time I had witnesses…actually a room full of my friends (thank god) who knew about the first time this happened to me..  There I was, sitting at [...]

Day 5 142lbs
Holy Heck is it hard not to snack while I’m at work!  The water trick isn’t working today and all I want is chocolate! Grrr.  I was pretty good this weekend, (Day 4) I drank a whole lot of sparkling water and ate my vegetable soup. I also made a fabulous guacamole with [...]

Day 3 142lbs
Well at least I am seeing a little bit of weight loss and its only been two days.  That is always a good thing.  My  goal  is to lose 20 lbs, so this is only the tip of the iceberg, the fat fat iceberg that is me…
So it’s Saturday, 3 in the [...]

Day 2 143LBS
It was really hard for me to get up this morning for some reason!  I was dragging.  It was such a nice morning though and so I walked Cody for a little bit longer than I usually do.  I wish I was a morning person, but I am reeeally really not.  In my [...]

Day 1 145lbs
Yes, it is true…I have started another cleanse.  The Quantum Wellness Cleanse to be exact. Starting today and for the next 21 days I will be cutting out 5 things:

Alcohol
Animal Products
Caffeine
Gluten
Sugar

So far it has been pretty uneventful, aside from the insane twitching in my left eye because [...]

you guys! Meredith and Derek from Grey’s Anatomy actually have a wedding website on theknot.com! How cute is that??? It is really funny actually, it’s all written in Izzy’s character.  While I was reading I could totally hear Izzy’s voice narrating in my head heeee hee. Check it out here Geez I’m gonna [...]

I actually had this conversation with someone at work last night:
Him: “…what’s going on right here“…making a rounding motion with his hands over his belly and pointing at mine
Me: thinking I had spilled something on my shirt I looked down at it to find nothing “what?”
Him: “You been eatin’ watermelon seeds?”
Me: now horrified to realize [...]