the jenni chronicles

Here are a few neat panorama pictures Chris put together from our 4th of July trip:
Italian Creek
American Flag Mountain 1
American Flag Mountain 2
American Flag Mountain 3
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When I was in college I dated a guy for a few months. It was a pretty volatile relationship, on again off again. To make it harder we worked together and hung in the same circle of friends.  He was such a tragic person, a truly unhappy being. One of those people who self destructed [...]

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this made my night
http://www.edenfantasys.com/sexis/adult-humor/the-bloggess-vagina-hair-0729101/

“are you lying?”
you looked at me and said “no I swear”
you looked right into my eyes
these eyes that love you
and you lied.

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two women somewhere behind me in the checkout aisle:
woman #1 “wow her hair is gorgeous!”
woman #2 “yeah, its too bad because she’d probably be somewhat attractive if she wasn’t chunky”
skinny ass Cherry Creek bitches.
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Nature’s first green is gold,
Her hardest hue to hold.
Her early leaf’s a flower;
But only so an hour.
Then leaf subsides to leaf.
So Eden sank to grief,
So dawn goes down to day.
Nothing gold can stay.
~Robert Frost
All around Denver the leaves are forming on the trees.  The cherry blossoms have bloomed, their [...]

I realized today that I am old…because?…I am wearing knee highs…
When I was little I remember thinking that my parents were so boring and old; how they dressed, what they were interested in, etc.  I remember leaving the room when they would turn on the evening news- what a bore! I remember making fun of [...]

I could just say my main goal is to lose at least 20 pounds, but that is easier said than done. What I really want is for a lot of little things to happen as a result of losing 5 lbs here and 10 lbs there.  So here is a list of what I [...]