are you there god?
Written on January 31, 2011
Last night I had the most hilarious dream.
After a day of washing my truck under a tree full of pooping birds who wouldn’t stop pooping, and moving out of a hotel room only to find out someone had trashed it and was trying to frame me, I ran to my parents hotel. Of course! Even though I don’t own a truck in reality, nor have I ever lived in a hotel room but it all made sense in the dream. I was running frantically from whoever it was that was trying to frame me for the damages to the hotel room, and found my parents at their hotel and they were being very secretive. My dad saw me and ran around the corner and my mom instantly put her arm around me and shuffled me into a room full of people and told me to turn around and not look at anyone. Um ok, wait huh? She went to the hostess, wherever we were it was inside a big red tent, and she whispered something to her. And then I saw some people I work with and realized they are throwing me a surprise party!
So finally I am walking around the party saying hi to people and I come across Sean Connery. Perfectly normal. I sit on the ground with him, he is sitting on a little hill of brightly colored pillows and he kicks one over to me. We talk, and he starts to look around to see if anyone else is listening. “You know who I am don’t you?” he says to me in his perfectly charming accent. Of course I know who he is, he is God of course! “Ive always known” I whisper to him and we clink champagne glasses. He chuckles and says “you know I thought you got a glimpse of me the day you were born, but I wasn’t sure” I raise my eyebrows and nod again, yep I know that you are secretly God living as Sean Connery! He tells me how he got into acting, how he always wanted to try it, see how it would feel to be a celebrity, and wanted to live in a human body from birth to death. Really deep conversation ha ha. The funny thing was…he was wearing a toga with gold sandals and gold wings on his head. Yep, God was at my party, and in the form of Sean Connery, of course! It makes perfect sense. Perfectly normal.
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I love my dreams :)
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LOL Nice! I had a dream the other night that Jon and I were at Disney World (we honeymooned there) and were at Epcot. Everything was fine until the fireworks show started and something went wrong and the next thing you know people are being attacked by flying “things”. Like weird looking creature things! It was so weird. We were almost out of the park and Jon shoved me into a cabinet to keep me safe–haha–because he got a mission, by way of a little paper delivery, and had to go back to the Japan expo on the other side of the park. It was ridiculous.
P.S. I remember your Marilyn photos with all the posts back in the day, so pretty!
Hi Jenni,
You don’t know me. Chris lived with my family in the Uk and I pop into see what you guys are up to occasionally. Really delighted to hear you are getting wed. Can you say hi to Chris from me and tell him I’m glad he got his girl…I remember a particular conversation with him at The Boars Head a few years ago! And let him know, if he doesn’t already that Mike and Christine have a new (ish) baby boy!
Warm wishes to you both,
Jackie and the Pattisons
Thank you! Chris says hi :)
We did hear about Mike and Christine having the baby right before Christmas, but haven’t been able to get them on the phone. Have sent them a few messages via facebook etc.
Thanks for checking in on us, hope things are going well and we hope to make it out to your neck of the woods soon.
Jenni and Chris.
Hi,
we are no longer in Chichester but if you are over here do get in touch. Would love to see you both. We have our own version of Cody now, so you’d feel right at home! I can be emailed at jackiepattison@hotmail.com
Have spoken with Mike via MSN – all a bit hectic in the Mendoza household, as you can imagine.