i’m not dead…or preggers
Written on June 12, 2009
Remember that a**hole that I worked with that asked me if I was pregnant to which I replied NO FUC*ER I’M JUST FAT? He did it again! This time I had witnesses…actually a room full of my friends (thank god) who knew about the first time this happened to me.. There I was, sitting at my desk minding my own fat ass business when he walked right up to me and asked me if “it” was catching, and pointed to my friend who just happens to really be pregnant. hmm yeah, I was fuming once again and yelled at him to STOP ASKING ME THAT AND GET OUT OF MY FACE. He actually lauged at me. He was so close to me that when I got up to get out of there I had to squeeze by him to get out of my desk. Of course I cried, like any fat girl would, oh AND I ran like a sissy to the bathrooms. It was just like another sequel to Bridget Jones or something. It was so embarrassing.
Ohhh yeah this one doesnt end here; when I went into the bathrooms he followed me, stood outside the doors and taunted me even more through the womens bathroom door. Someone was looking after me because a second later a manager was yelling at him to get the hell out of there. My pregnant friend came in complete with a box of tissues and calmed me down. By the time I came out of the bathroom he was fired, escorted from the building, and kicked out on his ass. I had to write a report on what happened before I left, and managers were coming out of the woodworks to see how I was, which was nice, but more embarassing than anything. “Oh Jenni we heard someone actually had the balls to call you a fat ass to your face, mmm were so sorry” I left, and had to be escorted to my car for safety reasons.
sigh.
I even think after the dieting and working out at the gym I GOT FATTER! I don’t know what is going on! (conscience: yes you do fat ass, you stuff your mouth with junk all day!) I blame it on my pregnant friend, who was always snacking on lovely morsels of junk food, sympathy weight I tell you!
mmm Cheetos…
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sounds like this is becoming a case of harrassment. i mean if this if from work you should take it up the chain. if it was me i woulda’ knocked his fking head off his shoulders. now THATS what i call creating a crisis’
What a fkin DB!! I don’t have any patients. I would have kicked him in the balls.