the jenni chronicles

Okay so about a month ago I started hearing everyone talk about twitter.  Twitter on Good Morning America, twitter on David Letterman, twitter at the gas station…I started to wonder what the hype was all about?  Now I have had my twitter account since ‘07 but I think I had only logged on about 6 times.  It was time to get tweeting.

The first day I just started following whoever I found interesting; celebrities, news channels, magazines, random people who the celebrities were following…yeah I am a loser.  I think I had 17 followers at that point. I tried to learn everything I could about twitter.  I personalized my page, I added a picture, I updated my personal profile, basically I whored myself to the twitter universe hoping for a bite.  Need me, love me, follow me! After an hour I was bored out of my mind and went to bed.

The next morning I was surprised to find I had 150 new followers! Yay! Someone thinks I’m interesting! Then I went retarded: @jennisumerall is uploading a picture, @jennisummerall thinks it is too hot, @jennisummerall is taking a poo… Who the heck wants to know this? Delete Delete Delete!

Everyone else in the universe is way more interesting than I am.  Nevertheless people were following me.  I decided that it was only polite that I should follow my followers, and before I knew it I was following over a thousand users…people I do not know…sigh Okay yes, this does sound a little weird, but stay with me here people!

It becomes a little narcissistic after a while; I mean who the heck cares what I’m doing right? But who cares what @mileycyrus is doing at 8 o’clock on a Tuesday night? I do! Who wants to know that @perezhilton just saw Lindsey Lohan, I DO! Who wants to know that @johncmayer only owns three guitar picks? ME that’s who! After two weeks, I officially became addicted to the constant flow of information updating every 36 seconds on my newly installed TweetDeck.

I started replying back to celebrity tweets, because I really am that big of a loser.  Sharing movie selections with Heidi Montag, asking for a book review from Lance Armstrong, consoling Tila Tequila after a stalker broke into her house, and did I really tell Demi Moore that I loved her in Ghost??  I almost peed my pants the day that Nick Jonas actually wrote me back!  (or at least someone pretending to be him) I felt like screaming like a teenager and calling my mom!

Oh and I can die now that Oprah is on Twitter…can’t wait to see what she has to offer, doesn’t everyone?  I thought the world would stop spinning the day she sent her first tweet, geez! By the way- Oprah tweeted in all caps…you wanted to know that didn’t you?

WARNING: brag alert:
*Stretch * yeah so as of today I am following 1470 random people I don’t know, and I have 620 followers that don’t know me.  Yup I’m cool. So what Ashton Kutcher has over a million; he also got to go on Oprah to announce it.  When do I get to appear on Oprah?

My top favorite twitter users are Socks the Cat, Brent Spiner, Kevin Pollack, and Deakaz who is hillllarious. Tweet about Miller Light and instantly get a follow from millerbeers! Yes, I am having fun with my twitter experience.  I know you are out there laughing at me. I would laugh at me too if I were you… Oops Gotta scoot…there’s a new video of Susan Boyle I have to share with my tweeps! Later!

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